Cheetah-Pimp
For all the “Effects” junkies out there… this one’s for you. I’ve been back at the drawing board, and have cranked out all of the special effects that you’ve been asking for, and even a few that you haven’t. Six, count ’em, six custom templates designed to create all the newest, hip effects. Like all of our templates at Artool, we have tested them thoroughly on prisoners with few, if any, fatalities. These templates represent actual faux effects that have been sought after for a millennia… or at least a decade. These six templates represent the best and most interesting suggestions we’ve received. (We ignored the really dumb, or scary ones… we’ll do them next time.) Most amazing of all, I managed to design these without any skulls…well… there are a few skulls in them… I’m working on it. Like all of our other templates these babies are the latest in polymer technology, so they’ll probably outlast you. And of course, the same promise is inherent in all of these designs, just like our previous ones: they won’t make you a millionaire, but they will also not be responsible for bankruptcy.